I’m unsure of Salma Hayek’s ranking among high CO2 emitting celebrities, but she definitely impacts global warming significantly. From the warmth emanating from her bikini pictures.
In her most recent photo collection, Salma Hayek Pinault posted pictures of herself enjoying the sunshine on a floating bed in a clean pool, dressed in a pink and green tie-dye bikini with a charming tie-belt. Does the strap provide additional protection? Need help? An incredibly enjoyable sunburn mark? Not sure, but it’s adorable and I want one.
On Instagram, Hayek mentioned she is eagerly anticipating August since it is just around the corner. The GIFs in the comments show different characters going crazy because of her beauty. I understand. Before anyone criticizes this mature woman for flaunting her body on her Instagram, remember it’s her account and she has the right to do as she pleases.
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Her desire is to share pictures of swimwear. In the past, Hayek has gifted us with a Barbiecore one-piece, a cobalt blue bikini moment, a tiny yellow bikini look, and a post in honor of National Bikini Day, a holiday for which she should likely be the official representative.
Hayek revealed one of her health secrets during World Wellbeing Week: sweating it out. “Incorporating the therapeutic benefits of the sauna and releasing stress through sweating,” she captioned a photo of herself in the process. Girl, keep doing what you’re doing because it’s effective, so I’ll schedule a sauna appointment immediately. Being in a marriage with a billionaire may also be advantageous, but it’s not something available on Classpass.
Finally, Salma Hayek, don’t forget your SPF, you are too valuable for humanity to lose to skin cancer.
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